Ever had a stye or a chalazion?

ZE RENT IS DUE! · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:42 pm Post subject: Ever had a stye or a chalazion?

I've had four panic attacks today because there is something wrong with my eye. Don't tell me to go to a doctor it's only been a fucking day fuck off

This morning

Now

A chalazion is a lump of the lid that is caused by obstruction of an oil gland within the upper or lower eyelid.

That sentence evokes shaking and deep breathing. HAVE U EVER HAD ONE OF THESE SHITS HAPPEN TO YOU? WHAT DID YOU DO? I AM FREAKING OUT.
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oldpony with dudes · Master Recording Joined: 25 Mar 2007 Posts: 6435

i've had a stye or what my friend told me what was a style but it wasn't on my eyelid it was like a weird feeling on my eyeball so maybe it wasn't a stye i had no swelling etc
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ZE RENT IS DUE! · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:46 pm Post subject:

All day I have tried to calm down about this but really... when there is something physically wrong with me (aside from colds, nausea, etc.) and I dunno what it is, I just lose my shit. Like... if I found out I had cancer or something I would probably die from chemical brain explosions right then and there. I cannot handle that shit. Also I am squeemish as FUCK so hearing "SWELLING UNDER GLAND BUILD UP OF BACTERIA" just makes me nauseous and... Why do I have to be like this
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ZE RENT IS DUE! · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:47 pm Post subject:

oldpony with dudes · Master Recording Joined: 25 Mar 2007 Posts: 6435

idk maybe if you had a medallion of your vagina you would feel more comfortable with your body
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ZE RENT IS DUE! · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:48 pm Post subject:

Hahah those vaginas look like someone is blowing a 70mph wind at them. Flappy ass labes ugh
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Pearl · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:49 pm Post subject:

i think i had something like that when i was younger but it might not be the same thing... it went away on its own. does it itch at all? i thought mine was a mosquito bite but maybe not
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ZE RENT IS DUE! · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:50 pm Post subject:

No itching, no spots (styes usually are bumps I guess? No bumps), no pain... UGH PLEASE GO AWAY WHEN I WAKE UP
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oldpony with dudes · Master Recording Joined: 25 Mar 2007 Posts: 6435

did a new man in your life recently ejaculate in that general vicinity?
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liquid swords · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:03 pm Post subject:

put a washcloth soaked with hot water (i mean HOT) on it. it will draw the buildup/puss/whatever to the surface.

ta
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psychic hearts · ma ligne de chance Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 1312

this is weird because i didn't even know these things existed until yesterday when my friend was like "I HAVE A STYE" he told me that they were harmless and to do what ^ he said so i wouldn't worry about it too much. its basically a clogged pore on a skin area that has really tiny pores...so it swells up i guess. U WONT DIE

JettTravoltas · 7 inch Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Posts: 66

my experience is if you have a panic attack you are over thinking it so just settle the fuck down and wait and see what happens

ZE RENT IS DUE! · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:43 am Post subject:

trust me, i realize i'm being ridiculous!! can't help it, like i said, squeemish and shit just BUGS ME OUT.

also mark, thanks. i figured it should be mad hot, put warm water on one earlier and was like "uh is this rly gonna do anything?" guess it needs to be hotter.

ok going back 2 bed later
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walk the plank · Master Recording Joined: 13 Feb 2007 Posts: 6431

ive had stye's they say from not removing your makeup before bedtime but i still never do but like who cares unless you are going to like a ball with the king of alexandria
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Red Leaves · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:09 am Post subject:

you need some magnesium sulphate

MAWTF · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:12 am Post subject:

dont freak out just keep it clean and it will fuck off
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tropical c0cks · 7 inch Joined: 03 Nov 2009 Posts: 53 Location: NYC

I woke up and there's still hints of red above the eyelid (as seen in picture two) but nothing like it was yesterday. I did not have a panic attack on the train this morning. Success. Almost screamed at a hasidicunt woman for trying to put two strollers (in these strollers were the most hideous babies I have seen in my LIFE) on the train during NEW YORK RUSH HOUR?!?!? FUCK OFF LADY

I don't wear makeup or rub my eyes like mad so I still have no idea how this got there. Ho wells it's gone hope it fucks off FOREVER
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israel isreal · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:16 am Post subject:

Styes can be cured by rubbing a (real) gold ring over them.

Gypsy out.

tropical c0cks · 7 inch Joined: 03 Nov 2009 Posts: 53 Location: NYC

Oh really I'll be sure to go buy one after work

::jerkoff motion::
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