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Ever had a stye or a chalazion?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:42 pm    Post subject: Ever had a stye or a chalazion? Reply with quote

I've had four panic attacks today because there is something wrong with my eye. Don't tell me to go to a doctor it's only been a fucking day fuck off

This morning


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A chalazion is a lump of the lid that is caused by obstruction of an oil gland within the upper or lower eyelid.

That sentence evokes shaking and deep breathing. HAVE U EVER HAD ONE OF THESE SHITS HAPPEN TO YOU? WHAT DID YOU DO? I AM FREAKING OUT.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i've had a stye or what my friend told me what was a style but it wasn't on my eyelid it was like a weird feeling on my eyeball so maybe it wasn't a stye i had no swelling etc
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All day I have tried to calm down about this but really... when there is something physically wrong with me (aside from colds, nausea, etc.) and I dunno what it is, I just lose my shit. Like... if I found out I had cancer or something I would probably die from chemical brain explosions right then and there. I cannot handle that shit. Also I am squeemish as FUCK so hearing "SWELLING UNDER GLAND BUILD UP OF BACTERIA" just makes me nauseous and... Why do I have to be like this
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i've had a stye or what my friend told me what was a style but it wasn't on my eyelid it was like a weird feeling on my eyeball so maybe it wasn't a stye i had no swelling etc


Did it go away on its own?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

idk maybe if you had a medallion of your vagina you would feel more comfortable with your body
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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oldpony with dudes wrote:
i've had a stye or what my friend told me what was a style but it wasn't on my eyelid it was like a weird feeling on my eyeball so maybe it wasn't a stye i had no swelling etc


Did it go away on its own?

yeah like overnight
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahah those vaginas look like someone is blowing a 70mph wind at them. Flappy ass labes ugh
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think i had something like that when i was younger but it might not be the same thing... it went away on its own. does it itch at all? i thought mine was a mosquito bite but maybe not
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No itching, no spots (styes usually are bumps I guess? No bumps), no pain... UGH PLEASE GO AWAY WHEN I WAKE UP
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

did a new man in your life recently ejaculate in that general vicinity?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

put a washcloth soaked with hot water (i mean HOT) on it. it will draw the buildup/puss/whatever to the surface.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this is weird because i didn't even know these things existed until yesterday when my friend was like "I HAVE A STYE" he told me that they were harmless and to do what ^ he said so i wouldn't worry about it too much. its basically a clogged pore on a skin area that has really tiny pores...so it swells up i guess. U WONT DIE
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my experience is if you have a panic attack you are over thinking it so just settle the fuck down and wait and see what happens
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

trust me, i realize i'm being ridiculous!! can't help it, like i said, squeemish and shit just BUGS ME OUT.

also mark, thanks. i figured it should be mad hot, put warm water on one earlier and was like "uh is this rly gonna do anything?" guess it needs to be hotter.

ok going back 2 bed later
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ive had stye's they say from not removing your makeup before bedtime but i still never do but like who cares unless you are going to like a ball with the king of alexandria
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you need some magnesium sulphate
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dont freak out just keep it clean and it will fuck off
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I woke up and there's still hints of red above the eyelid (as seen in picture two) but nothing like it was yesterday. I did not have a panic attack on the train this morning. Success. Almost screamed at a hasidicunt woman for trying to put two strollers (in these strollers were the most hideous babies I have seen in my LIFE) on the train during NEW YORK RUSH HOUR?!?!? FUCK OFF LADY

I don't wear makeup or rub my eyes like mad so I still have no idea how this got there. Ho wells it's gone hope it fucks off FOREVER
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Styes can be cured by rubbing a (real) gold ring over them.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh really I'll be sure to go buy one after work

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